According to Dave Barry, the squirrels are taking over the world. They shut down power constantly, and I'm convinced they've learned to scuba dive, and have made it into space. Hence the internet in SE Asia going down- they gnawed through the cables under the Mediterranean, and that huge satellite that was heading for earth- fortunately we still have star wars, so we got that mother!
They even use other creatures to carry out their evil deeds.
But Scott's birthday is January 21, Squirrel Appreciation Day!!!! I think he's in league with THEM!! But if he is, I've got a good connection. Scott even says I can be prime minister or secretary of interspecies affairs. Which does bring to mind some very interesting images.
When Scott picked us up from the airport, he couldn't find his car for a while. When he did, he said, 'even an incompetent squirrel finds a nut occasionally'. I prefer absent-minded, but he called himself a squirrel!
So I got Scott a squirrel from boxology- it's a little wooden box, you pull up the acorn, slide off the top, open up the inner compartment, and there's a little heart in the bottom. My skookum squirrel. :)
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